May 2013
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Bill Skarsgard is a big tall glass of please ram me in the B-hole now
lonelywhiteasian:
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
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I had a dream that I owned a Star Wars game for ps2, and the controllers were lightsabers and blasters. BUT they were actual lightsabers and blasters! But you still had to charge them from time to time for some reason. but GAH
cybergay:
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
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pinkfloydism:
[ WALKS INTO SCHOOL ] WE DONT NEED [ KICKS KID OUT OF THE WAY ] NO EDUCATION [ FLIPS DESK OVER ] WE DONT NEED NO [ SCREAMS AT TEACHER ] THOUGHT CONTROL [ TRIPS INTO GARBAGE ]
This is going to sound so angsty and bitter,
But, I hate when people claim each other. Like, when they say some cheese shit like “I’m so glad I can call you MINE” or something along those lines. It just sounds uncomfortable or like you’re being enslaved. I don’t want to BELONG to anyone. That’s nonsense. How about we just become a huge part of each others lives and call it a day.
myfallenrage:
The Darkness - I Believe In A...
fakehighschoolboyfriend:
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
I feel like crying, and throwing up, and sleeping
And lord I am just so angsty and angry and I’m afraid to say that no amount of masturbation is going to fix the condition I am in at this certain time. I am so d o n e. I just need to go to sleep.
I’m blaming mark wahlberg
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