Bisexuality isn’t the name for a weird phenomenon that occurs somewhere between gay and hetero. It’s not a synonym for confused or attention-seeking, and it’s not code for “actually straight”. It isn’t something you can measure with points or percentages or relationship history.
it’s a completely real sexuality that stands alone and isn’t up for debate
Look, I’d be the perfect Triple D replacement once Guy Fieri takes his rightful place next to our lord in heaven. I’m great at puns and I love making noises when I eat good food. I’m America’s Sweetheart.